Cooking advice. 

"The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock" (jukesjukesjukes) 02/15/2018 at 17:36 • Filed to: None

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If a recipe says put in miracle whip throw away the recipe, & make sure the “chef” never writes any more recipes. I rather eat chicken crap fresh from the hole then use miracle whip in/on anything. Making mayonnaise is not that difficult, it’s very easy (it’s also much cheaper than buying mayonnaise). Fuck miracle whip, it can die a death in cheap Audi. At work we only buy it made since who go through so much of it.

Party-vi > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/15/2018 at 17:47

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MIRACLE WHIP JESUS GRANT ME THE STRENGTH NOT TO BAN THIS BLASPHEMOUS HEATHEN RIGHT NOW

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Party-vi 02/15/2018 at 17:50

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I can make you some mayo, & ship your way.

WilliamsSW > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/15/2018 at 17:52

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AMEN

benjrblant > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/15/2018 at 17:53

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Hm. I’d like to conduct an experiment. I’ll show you a series of images and you just say how it makes you feel. Let’s begin.

AestheticsInMotion > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/15/2018 at 17:57

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Yah but like. Mayonnaise is disgusting

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > benjrblant 02/15/2018 at 17:58

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This makes me want to drive off a hwy over pass.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > AestheticsInMotion 02/15/2018 at 17:59

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You need some good home made mayo.

ttyymmnn > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/15/2018 at 17:59

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All condiments have a purpose. The only thing I routinely eat Miracle Whip on is bologna sandwiches (haven’t had one in years, actually) and grilled cheese sandwiches. Mayonnaise goes in things like tuna salad, chicken salad and casseroles.

AestheticsInMotion > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/15/2018 at 18:00

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Normally I agree with your food posts.

NOT THIS TIME

Scary__goongala! > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/15/2018 at 18:01

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DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > benjrblant 02/15/2018 at 18:03

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That makes me consider going to pick up some from the store.

WilliamsSW > benjrblant 02/15/2018 at 18:10

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Imma spray that whole can directly into my food hole

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/15/2018 at 18:13

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Why is there no such thing as aerosol Mayonnaise? This should be a thing!

Chariotoflove > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/15/2018 at 18:16

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Which is another way of saying you want to off him with salmonella so he won’t ban you.

Miracle Whip is not a direct substitute for mayo, as many people think, but it does have its place in some picnic salads and on sandwiches.

S65 > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/15/2018 at 18:17

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You seem upset, have some crabs.

WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove 02/15/2018 at 18:32

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People who sub Miracle Whip directly for mayo should be banned.

Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW 02/15/2018 at 18:35

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I thought that was in the Manual.

fhrblig > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! 02/15/2018 at 18:45

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That is the correct response.

WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove 02/15/2018 at 20:31

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If not it’s a good add.

Disclaimer- I like mayo but don’t eat much of it.

I can’t stand miracle whip

Monkey B > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/15/2018 at 20:33

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miricle whip is disgusting.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > AestheticsInMotion 02/15/2018 at 20:56

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So is miracle whip. I don’t do that “creamy white shit”. I have this general rule that I don’t eat anything that can be described like that.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > benjrblant 02/15/2018 at 20:59

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I feel like I need some cocktail sausages and saltines.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > ttyymmnn 02/15/2018 at 21:03

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Mayo on grilled cheese?! Blasphemy!

It’s bread, cheese, and butter (on the outside, Philistine!). Slap it in a hot pan until golden brown, flip do the same to that side. Bam, done.

AestheticsInMotion > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 02/15/2018 at 21:13

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Oh, completely. I would prefer to stay far away from mayo and miracle whip for the rest of my life.

Now if someone comes up with a whippedOreo topping.... Oh man

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > AestheticsInMotion 02/15/2018 at 21:22

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True. The only exception to the “creamy white shit” rule is sweetened things involved in dessert, like whipped cream.

ttyymmnn > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 02/15/2018 at 21:33

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Not mayo, Miracle Whip. Butter and cheese are great, no doubt, but the MW just adds a little tang to it. Bacon bits are good, too.

BJ > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/15/2018 at 21:35

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Mayonnaise is yummy.

Miracle Whip is not mayonnaise.

BJ > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/15/2018 at 21:37

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Oh, and if you have a good recipe for homemade mayo, why not post it? I’m game!

TheRealBicycleBuck > ttyymmnn 02/15/2018 at 21:54

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Oh, yeah. Throw on some dill pickles too. Fantastic.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > benjrblant 02/15/2018 at 22:00

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It says Canada to me.

Canadian colleague bought a can into work after his holiday back home. Australians will eat Vegemite but there was universal disdain for an aerated processed cheese flavoured emulsion.

Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW 02/15/2018 at 22:45

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I have some MW in my fridge right now. It’s fine for my occasional BLT. I prefer mayo for my tuna salad, etc. I don’t use it often either.

Eury - AFRICA TWIN!!!!!!! > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 02/16/2018 at 06:11

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I believe The Oatmeal covered this perfectly.